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"Bacontrepreneurs" Make It Easier to Cook...Naked?

Bacon Cooking Armor
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TALLAHASSEE, FL (#WTXLDigital) - Are you obsessed with bacon? Do you feel the need to have it included in every meal you eat? If you live a bacon lifestyle, some "Bacontrepreneurs" have made quite the outrageous product for your bacon needs.

J&D’s Foods are the ones responsible for Bacon Salt and Baconnaise. Sounds like essential condiments, right? Well, they have decided that bacon safety is just as important as bacon cravings.

What they mean is that if you enjoy cooking with as few clothes as possible, or none at all, you're in luck. 

The creators say that "cooking naked has been proven to increase one’s sense of smell and taste."

They have created the "Naked Bacon Cooking Armor," which is "specifically designed to protect your man- or womanhood from the well-known perils of cooking Bacon naked. "

Yes - a product that you probably would have never thought of exists.

The "cooking armor" looks somewhat like a speedo, except it's supposed to protect yourself from that dangerous bacon grease. 

The creators say that "a recent Gallop poll found that 87% of Americans were more concerned with how to safely cook bacon while in the nude than climate change, twerking, North Korean cyber attacks, the proliferation of nuclear weapons and the economy – combined."

Bacon is a really big deal, apparently.

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